Santa's Secret Stash: A Cannabis Christmas Tale

On a snowy December, up North near the Pole,
Lives a jolly old man with a magical goal.
But there’s more to this Santa than stockings and sleighs,
He’s got secrets to share in some curious ways.

Deep down in his bag, past the dolls and the trains,
Past the puzzles and books and the candy cane lanes,
There’s a stash full of treasures, not meant for the tots,
But for Santa himself—oh, you’ll like this a lot!

The first find: A strain for the night

“Oh my, what is this?” you might ask with delight.
It’s a strain Santa picks for his long winter flight.
With a sparkle and glow and a scent so divine,
It’s the perfect companion for crossing the time.

It’s Saltspring Love Haze, with its citrusy smell,
It’s the secret to keeping him warm and quite well.
For when the sleigh’s heavy and reindeer get slow,
He puffs on a cloud and gets ready to go!

The snacks: Edibles galore

But strains aren’t enough for this festive old gent,
He’s got gummies and chocolates wherever he went!
There are cookies with frosting, both sweet and infused,
And honey and truffles, all cannabis-fused!

The reindeer, of course, get their own special treats,
With Blackbird pre-rolls and CBD sweets.
They munch as they fly through the wind and the chill,
Keeping calm, cool, and steady with hooves full of skill.

A bag full of balance

Now don’t get it twisted; Santa’s no fool,
He keeps things in balance—it’s part of his rule.
He knows when to work and when to kick back,
And his stash is his secret to staying on track.

So next time you wonder what’s up in his sack,
Remember, it’s more than just toys for his pack.
Santa’s a legend, a friend, and a sage,
Who’s found modern joy in this cannabis age.

A wish for the holidays

As he soars through the sky, spreading gifts, spreading cheer,
He’s reminding us all of the love we hold dear.
To our Herbal Dispatch members so true,
We’re endlessly grateful for all that you do.

This season, let’s pause, light up and unwind,
And celebrate life with a toke, puff and grind.
So whether you’re naughty or nice, don’t you fear,
Santa’s secret stash brings good vibes every year!

Merry Holiblaze to all, and to all a good night!

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